if i fart a super blasty one while i ride my bike in an aerodynamic position will I go faster?

Question

if i fart a super blasty one while i ride my bike in an aerodynamic position will I go faster?

Answer 1

Professors at the Norweigen Aerodynamic Institute have studied this and their findings are as follows:



Riders on specialized carbon fiber racing bikes can pick up almost 1/5th of a mile per hour when tested on a closed course. During the controlled testing sessions there was absolutely no cross winds. The fuel for the eye burning experiement was a specially prepared omlet stuffed full of cabbage, beans, and broccoli.



Good luck and I hope you take the time to test this for yourself -- just remind me to stand up wind from your experiment.

Answer 2

no way, but youll probally get droped

Answer 3

imperceptively so yes.....lol



^5

Answer 4

No. lol