Well, you've already got the details right and just don't want to buy a chain?
Okay, the Dura-Ace/XTR is much harder material and not as prone to stretch.
Yes, 1/16th is correct for being within safe limits.
2000 miles of open road or 1000 miles of city is the correct figure for Shimano and SRAM chains. Wipperman (Campy) can go twice that distance at about twice that cost. Same $ per mile. Many mountain bike riders run the Wipperman chain with Shimano gears. In my opinion, this isn't a good idea unless that's the only chain you can't snap.
Try this:
Before you put the new chain on the bike, wash it (the chain) with Simple Green and dishwashing liquid to remove the cosmoline. The next day flood it with Singer Sewing Machine oil rubbing it in very well with a washrag. This lubes the inside of the chain. Dry it well. Now, apply EPIC (clear form of White-Lightening) to the chain to make it non-stick. EPIC is clear, and thus effective. Goopy chain lubes don't do anything but fall off. Continue using EPIC throughout the life of the chain.
Properly broken in, a Dura Ace chain could possibly last the proper 2000 or more miles that you should expect.
Feel free to apply EPIC plus washrag to the chain to "help" it with the dirt. This actually works well, even if you're in a hurry. It will knock off a lot of dirt and bring the friction down to within 10% of a freshly cleaned chain.
Oh, and did you measure pin center to pin center?
An exception: The 1/32 stretch is acceptable for steel cassettes, but not for titanium cassettes.
Yes, I agree with Sheldon Brown on all but 1 topic, and that would be 26" tires and that the oval contact patch of the mountain "slick" is, in my opinion neither as safe, nor as fast as the road bike tire with its pencil shaped contact, and, in my opinion many of the mildy treaded (road) 26" tires can, in fact, match the performance of road bike tires while the mountain "slick" cannot. He says the opposite. Hands-on experience conflicts in this one case.
Other than this one item, I have not found any inaccuracy in any of his articles. They are enjoyable and quite reliable.
So, if he says its time to buy a chain. . .then its time to buy a chain. ;)